The question is, for whom am I narrating this? [shudders] It seems I've become a featured player in the theater of the absurd. Marooned in deep space by that wretched blue rodent. But it's all good, thanks to a breathable atmosphere and my supreme intellect, sharpened against the only competitor savvy enough to bring it. Chanterelle to d4. Mmm. I've been striving to make fungi into a functional drink of choice... [sniffs] Mushroom coffee. [slurps] [sputters, gags] With limited... limited... [gags, coughs] limited... success.
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[guests murmuring]
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[grunts] [tractor hissing]
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[guests applauding]
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If my calculations are correct, and there's no reason to say "if" because they always are... this quill is going to power my masterpiece.
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Sonic! [Gasps] Sonic, wait! [Grunts] [groaning] Hold on. Wait. Don't move. Take it easy, little guy. You're hurt. But we have to help him. You don't know what he's up against. You believe us now?
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Let's light this candle... and see who comes a-knockin'. [Electricity crackling]
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Robotnik!
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Fall back! Quick! Retreat!
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[horns honking] [fuse sizzling] Do you hear that? There's one bomb left. Uh... Uh-oh. Did you check under the seat? Of course I checked under the seat! [horn honking] You are terrible at this! You know what? Your negative attitude is not helping anyone. It's in your spiky things!
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[Sonic] Nice action figure, Eggman. Does it do anything or just stand there looking ugly?
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Whoo-hoo!
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[explosion] Sonic.
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I've found it!
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Why aren't you slowing down? That would require brakes.