-So... -Carol? ls now a good time to exchange insurance information for the car stuff? lt's not. You know, we would've made it, by the way. -At the speed you were going? -Comfortably. Please. To make that jump, with that incline, you would have had to at least been going... -1 1 0. -95.
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-Thank God he's okay. -Well... So, maybe you'll reconsider firing everyone? Once it gets out there that we caused this crash, the board finds out, my ass is fired. No one has a job.
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-An lnternet blackout. -An lnternet blackout! Let's get you back to the office. -Yes! -Come on. l'm gonna text you that claims form, yeah? -l'm sorry, Mary. -Go save the company!
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But if there was an opportunity where the conditions were just right. lf we were inside of a vacuum. lf it was still.
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Back up. Make a single file line against that wall and she will be with you when she has a fucking minute!
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Point being, you have to adjust your numbers to account for real world conditions.
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Simple. Or did they not teach that to you in hacker college?
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He's got... He's got this gift. l don't... l don't get it.
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All of you, just back up!
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Oh, my...
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So if you haven't ordered your hoIiday gifts early, you may not be abIe to order them at aII. l quit, by the way! You quit what? What, Savannah? What'd you quit? Just a couple of normal girls here. Move it, move it! Clear! The lnternet's down.
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No, 95. -lt's simple math. -Well, okay. lt might be simple on paper, but you're forgetting the wind, the weight of the Kia, the four of us, bird cages... l prefer to call them bird condos, and so do the birds.
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No, stupid. l was gonna say stupid. No, l... l would say brave. -A little brave. -Yeah. Hi. -Hey, how is he? -He's fine. ln fact, the doctor said that the crash actually fixed a previous fracture.
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My brother needs a doctor! Ma'am, you're gonna need to wait your turn. Can you find someone that will help my brother?
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You know, you trying to jump that bridge was really... Brave? That what you were going for?