Found 793 results
23.3s
My first night on the job. On the ol' J-O-B. -lt's your first night? -Yeah. -Driving? -First night driving the ol' Ubes. lt's a pretty sweet gig, though. Make my own hours. You know, l could hook you up if you want to be an Uber driver. l'm good. l already have a job. Thank you very much. Yeah, but you could be CEO of your own car! l am a CEO. Of Uber?
Office Christmas Party
16.3s
Hey, man. Larry from shipping here actually has a really great story that he wants to tell you. -l was in the bathroom washing my face. -Yeah. And this girl came in, like, -"l'll give you a handy for $40." -Right? And the next thing l knew, my penis was in her hand and then she starts...
Office Christmas Party
21s
Hey, Carla, good morning. You see something over there? What do you got? l think that Starbucks -attracts a bad element, Josh. -Yeah. Listen. Give me the green light and l'll shut it down. l love that initiative. lt's awesome. Could you sign me in real quick, please? l wish l could, but they got us sending you through these machines now. Gonna replace my ass, matter of time. That's never gonna happen. These machines don't have your smile, Carla.
Office Christmas Party