That's a theory. You want to peg the company to a theory?
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No, it's not gonna suck, because it's canceled. What? All branch Christmas parties are canceled. lt's a waste of money! Come on. What are you guys not getting? All right, it's canceled. lt's not.
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Hey! lt's canceled, Clay! The thing is not happening at all. l'm not messing with you. Hey! Stop doing that! Hey, idiot, l'm looking right at you. l saw that! You whispered to the farty cheese lady. Well... Don't make me pull rank, Clay. lt is canceled.
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Yeah. l did, didn't l?
Office Christmas Party
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Have a great holiday. Shit.
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-Four years. -Four years?
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Okay, that's part of it. Yeah!
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You're right to be pissed at me. You know, l always got to do whatever l wanted and you always ended up with the shit end of the stick. lt wasn't fair. l'm sorry, sis.
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-Walter. -Walter.
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We're expecting bIizzard conditions for 12 to 24 hours... Just get me on a plane. Get me on any god damn plane, all right? l have enough miles to orbit the sun. l'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded until the snow clears. There's nothing more l can do. Well, refer me to someone who can do something. That would be God, ma'am.
Office Christmas Party
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This is a sample cheeseboard for our holiday mixer tonight. l know it's a little heavy on the Gouda... That was the MvP last year. l do have a feisty Cheddar on the bench. l think that pairs better with the mulled non-alcoholic wine myself, but what do l know? Wait, wait. l'm sorry. Excuse me. You're having a Christmas party tonight? lt's not a Christmas party. lt's a non-denominational holiday mixer. More inclusive. Well, whatever the fuck it is, it's not happening. Yeah, it's definitely... Well, it's not "happenin"' because it happens at 5:30 in the afternoon. lt's just a small thing that's really important to all of us, but trust me, it's gonna suck.
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Shit!
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Yeah.
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Man, you used to get excited by big ideas.
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No, there's a lot of bad energy in this office.
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All right, well, that doesn't sound very real to me. Well, if it was real, l wouldn't have to invent it. l'm sorry, what's your name again? Tracey Hughes. And if you forget again, it's on all of the recent patents for Zenotek.
