What just happened? Nothing. Nothing, dude. Go on. Two bottles... - Then attach a number two nipple. - Jesus Christ. Make sure you don't allow any air bubbles in.
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Yeah!
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Dave's in the shower.
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Listen, the only reason I'm here is because my boss told me to be.
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So...
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What the weather?
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This is just me trying to save my job.
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Hi. - Mitch. - How are you?
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Okay.
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Nobody ever needs to know that this happened, Mitch.
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Right. You got any extra batteries?
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The back of your closet. Put it back!
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Okay, this is called gel or product. Too little, you look like a pedophile, too much and you look Persian. Mitch, I have done everything that you have asked of me. I got the jeans on, I got the vest, the gel in my hair... - You look great. - ...but I am not going to do this. - Yes, you are going to do this. - Why do I have to do this? Because it shows that you're considerate, that you're clean, that you're American. - Why do you even care? - It's my body! It's my body right now! I'm scared!
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These are called jeans. They've been popular with America's youth for over 60 years. - Jeans to a restaurant? - Yeah, jeans to a restaurant. Look who else can hit. In order to feel confident, you got to look good, okay? This is a vest, put that on.
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There, we have it.
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How do I look?
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Just grow a mustache and lure a child into your van. Where did you find that shit?
