I am plowing the crap out of this chick around the corner, and now we're gonna have dinner. We're gonna make some scallops, and then it's going to get ugly. This chick is a mess.
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Shit, we got security on us. We got to do this right now. Three, two, one... I wish I had my old life back! What did they say?
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But I'm not any more.
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You deserve it.
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This is not a date. This is not a "get to know you."
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You guys are up a little early today.
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- Shit! - Come on, guy! We are running out of time here. Three, two, one... I wish I had my old life back!
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And the baby-eating monster rises from the deep!
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- Really open and communicative... - Good. He held my hand all night while we slept last night. Attaboy!
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I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, I was.
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Attaboy! I think that's what had me all locked up. Hey!
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I want to go home.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Way to go, Dave.
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Really? I hadn't noticed. I look forward to having your antic sense of humor in the partner suite, Lockwood. It can get a touch dry up there.
