For those of you who don't know me, my name is Mitch Planko. I was that nut sack's best man 10 years ago. Here we go. When we were kids, Dave and I, we had a lot of big plans. Dave, he was going to be an astronaut, and I was going to sell dolphins on the black market. Astronaut!
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Dave, I think there's a reason that you're not walking on the moon right now.
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We wished for each other's lives when we were pissing in that fucking fountain last night. We wished we had each other's lives. I was just trying to be nice! Oh, my God!
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We live in Atlanta, they're tough to find. And those things, they don't sleep, which also makes it real hard to catch them.
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But I think that we all know that life doesn't always turn out exactly how you plan it. Sometimes, just sometimes, it turns out better.
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God, it's so good to be back!
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Yeah.
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Did you know that atoms are smaller than a grain of sand? How amazing is that? So amazing! And everything on this planet is made out of atoms. Which is kind of strange because I think that means that I'm the same as a piece of fruit or a fish or this chair!
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Come on, open up the door, right now. Fuck. Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately. Let's do it.
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Mitch, you came. I'm very, very touched. Thank you.
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It's because you belong here, in your life, with that incredible woman sitting beside you.
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Hey, where is the fountain?
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Fucking terrible.
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There's a reason I'm not selling dolphins.
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What the fuck? Oh, my God. I'm Dave?
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I left my purse. I would have called but... But you left your phone in your purse. - Yeah. - Right. I just wanted to apologize, because I know that I probably came off a little aggressive last night, and I just wanted to say sorry.
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Can I get confirmation that the EBITDA still aligns with comfortable... Dave?
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Okay, okay, okay! Go look in the mirror. Right there!
