- Smart. - Yeah. Okay. Please be careful with her. It's like we're swapping rides. It's just like that.
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I do have an idea.
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Oh, my God.
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Seriously, dude, light a candle.
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Really? Now? With the Sons of Anarchy between your... Let's see here... Tommy, Rico. Hey, guys. We are sightseeing now. Let's move it along, please. Come on.
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It sort of hooks to the side a bit.
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Man, this is amazing. I can't believe they're making me partner. I'm the greatest lawyer, ever. What a day.
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This is called a grocery store. People buy food here. It's part of your responsibilities.
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You're going to learn.
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You know, Daddy sometimes... How do I... Here's what you do. What you do is you fuck verbal resolution, okay? You put that whore on her back, and you shank her. You know how to make a shiv?
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Are you glad you came now? Am I glad I came? It's like the greatest day of my life!
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It's very warm. I think I remember this.
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You are such a gentleman. Now you only have one ponytailed ex-convict between your legs, so everything is fine.
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I'm sorry.
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Tell you what.
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This is called a suit. You wear one every day. Along with a necktie. Black, not white, socks. - Dress shoes, not shower sandals. - Please. These are awful. - And, of course, underwear. - Come on. No more commando, Mitch, you're a grown-ass man. Put them on. This is called a schedule. It tells you everything you need to do each day. Pick-ups, drop-offs, activities, play-dates, doctor's appointments, etc. You'll notice that there are approximately 50 hours' worth of obligations on any given day. Make it work.
