How much more do you think we can get out of them?
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5.2s
Pull those panties to the side, Ted, and take a hundred more. What?
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4.7s
She wants to unroll that rubber at the bottom of her purse that she put in there three semesters ago.
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She just needs a little bit of a nudge. A little bit of a coax, little bit of a tickle. Just to rationalize it to herself, to her God. Do you know what I mean?
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3.7s
It does seem odd that they're not leaving. Punch her in the seat.
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I'm kidding. I was absolutely joking.
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6s
Never mind. It's the mediation tomorrow, so I'm under it. I can't play.
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1.2s
What did I tell you?
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7.6s
If she comes on like a hurricane... Just drill it. Yeah, what can you do? You're only human. Give me the keys.
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Do you not understand what we're trying to accomplish here? Not a drop of the red in the room. All the accents are celadon. It's like the opposite of help. Okay, honey, I got it. I'm going to tell you something that only I, Dave, would know.
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3.7s
And next time you see him, he's going to be slitting throats.
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1.2s
Fuck!
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3.2s
Okay, when is our anniversary, Dave?
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1.2s
Dimitri?
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5.8s
Go, boy! Loosen hips, loosen hips. Go! Deep thrusting!
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2.8s
I'm not a fucking quitter!
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30.1s
- You two guys should go out. - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man! - Please stop. - You two guys need to go out. Absolutely, you two should go out. You're so single, Mitch, right? And you're so fucking white-hot, right? This body. Did you do a lot of swimming in college? - Don't answer that. - You bet she did. Oh, my God, you guys need to go out, have a nice steak dinner, do some dancing, go to a Korean nightclub, get a belly full of pills. I don't know what you're into, but just have some fun. What about Ecco on 7th Street, Saturday at 8:30?
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4.5s
And then last night he told me that he wasn't attracted to me any more.
