I promise you, it's nice, clean. You eat cake off lady's Starfish, okay?
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Here comes the battement.
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You should wear that to the party. What party?
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Okay. Daddy needs a time-out.
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- I did? - Yeah.
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You into it?
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You use it for her, you use it for you, and maybe a little bit for me, you know?
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Dinner song Bye-bye.
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What are you doing? I got this one. I got it. Back to bed.
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Jamie, Jamie... You guys are just going through a temporary rough patch right now. Temporary rough patch? What are you talking about? We've been in this for years.
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Yes, you're thinking about it. She's in. This is good. You're going to get me fired! I swear to God. Shut it down. For one second, you listen to me. For the first time in your life, you're fucking good-looking, okay? You're single, you got the right number of fucking balls in that bag, and you got the opportunity to nail number one on your cancer list. I can't do that. I'm not doing it. You need this! This is fucking dinner with her!
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Okay, pumpkin, this is... Mitch, no. Don't call me pumpkin, okay? And you promised me that you would clean out... Can you shut this off? - It smells like cabbage now! - Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, sit down. One second. Just humor me, all right? I want you to ask me one thing... I don't want to play your games. ...that only Dave would be able to answer. Just one question. Please, I'm begging you. Good idea.
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Fucking nice, Cara!
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- Fine! - I am proud of you. Just promise me, you listened to every word I said. I heard everything. Every single syllable, you got it? Did you hear everything I said? - Caught a few things. - Yeah, just enough.
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Like Cheerio, boy. Delish!
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Weird. Maybe we should talk about your bad memory at Dialogue Night. Stilton Coffee House tonight. Don't forget.
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Good morning, Patty-cakes. Daddy needs a box set of Law & Order, three meatball subs and a hand-folded, 24-inch samurai sword, chop-chop.
