Mitch and Dave. Mitch and Dave, out on the town. Dude, I didn't tell you! I booked a major movie role this week. I auditioned for a movie role, I got it. - Yeah, first one. - Hey, good for you. What is it called? Untitled Awesome Movie. Truly? That's the name? - Yeah. - Yeah. Good for you. - Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? - No, no. - I've got a big day tomorrow. - Take the wheel. Steer. Steering wheel. Steer for me. Mitch, come on, buddy. Let's make it to the game in one piece, don't you think? Want to try that? This Fiero, unfortunately, is airbag-free. It's a work day tomorrow. - Come on. - All right, I'll take one hit. What the... You motherfucker! Let's just focus on the driving. Just say no, Reagan. God, why would you do that? - Well, we're driving. - God! - This is a car carrying a lot of speed. - This is terrible. Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!
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What's going on? It is good to see you again. It's good to see you, too, Dave. What's going on with the women? I've been seeing a number of very, very nice ladies.
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I got some pictures.
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I knew it. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?
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What the hell is this?
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Dave!
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Where is Lockwood?
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Oh, my God!
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Maybe ask the district manager. Nope. It is not in the computer. Okay, when will it be in the computer? Maybe tomorrow. That's when Victor gets back. It's not in the computer, it's not in the park. Who is Victor? The guy that knows how to find shit in the computer. How can you lose a fountain? - This is a big deal to us, okay? - I mean, it's a fountain! - Can you look a little bit harder? - That's incredible! It is not in the computer. Yeah, but your attitude is right on your shoulders. No, no, no! There was no physical contact. We're okay. We're fine. We're fine.
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I have the biggest meeting in my life in 45 minutes. This isn't happening. Did you have something you wanted to do today? I've got day one of my big break movie. If I don't make this meeting, I don't make partner, and the last 15 years of my life, everything I've done, wasted! All right, fine, I'll do it.
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I've got it. I'll do it.
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Look at your flow, it's so nice and thick. It's confident. - Yours is very steamy. - Thanks.
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Hey, motherfucker... Who could tell us where it is?
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We wished for each other's lives when we were pissing in that fucking fountain last night. We wished we had each other's lives. I was just trying to be nice! Oh, my God!
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I know a shortcut to the fountain. Go this way.
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Careful! Easy. I got it. I got it.
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What did you do? What did I do? You think I want to be you? Who said I wanted to be you?