It's kind of surprising. Very surprising. If they offer you one red cent over $700 million, you accept that. Got it?
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You are a quitter.
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But quitting is not an option on this one, okay? You focus, you find it. I don't care where, but you find it inside of yourself, okay? I know it's there.
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I mean, it is called a push-up, Dave.
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Hey, Mitch?
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I thought you said this wasn't a date.
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I'm not allowed back in Eastern Bloc.
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Put your thumb up her butt.
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What you don't realize about him is that he's a fucking Jedi!
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No, we haven't. I'm Mitch Planko. Hi, Sabrina McKay. Hey, Sabrina.
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Well, that's not totally true. I think he's got some nice qualities. I think he's got some problem areas, too. What are those? You're his friend, you know him as well as I do. You probably know him better than I do. He's a quitter! He has never finished anything in his life. He picks up something, he puts it down. He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone. He's flaccid. No gumption. No get-up-and-go. His accomplishments could rest comfortably on an eyelash. He'd probably say, "Fuck you," if he heard you say that. Well, maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. But I want him to be part of my life. With all due respect, Mr. Planko, you don't know Mitch.
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Bye.
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That, right there, is Schedule IV sexual harassment. Awesome! I'm sorry, have we met?
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You have? I love him. You know I love him with all of my heart.
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April 17th. Next question, please. Wrong. So close. Nineteenth. Seventeenth's your daughter's birthday, 19th's your anniversary. - Why do you know that? - Do you think I'm a monster? - I send you a card every year. - Jamie, listen to me. Ask me anything else. Oh, my gosh! Mitch, I don't have time for this! Come on, one more. Just make it tough. Only Dave would know. A stumper. Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?