This gets redundant after a while... ...but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... - Do you wanna hear it? - No. You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it though. It's not a crime to be an asshole but it's counterproductive. But you are an asshole, don't you think? Be careful. All right, how about this? I've been thinking about something. This kind of goes to how you present yourself. Come on. Really? It's the middle of the day. What springs to mind...
Hancock
9.9s
This stuff was on YouTube. Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, I get it, but this doesn't work, sir. Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. Back up, back up.
Hancock
1.8s
- What about that? - Homo in red.
Hancock
6.7s
You're a drunk bum! "You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better." All right.
Hancock
5.9s
You're gonna change the world. - Good job, Ray. - Oh, my God, Ray.
Hancock
2.6s
Will I get in trouble for that?
Hancock
1.7s
Okay.
Hancock
4.5s
All right. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right.
Hancock
3s
- Not okay. Okay? - He all right.
Hancock
6.5s
I'll be right here. All right. Please don't stare, you guys. He's kind of one of us.
Hancock
7.5s
- Are you outside? - Yeah. - Look up. - All right, I'm looking up.
Hancock
10.8s
- Freeze! - Don't move! - Oh, my God! Sam! No! - Drop your weapon, sir! Get back! Get back! Get back! - Drop it! - Get back or I'll shoot! Get back! Get back! I'm not playing.
Hancock
2.4s
Oh, no! No! Please!
Hancock
2.9s
Excuse me, please.
Hancock
19s
Damn, Handjob. Where you come from? All right, relax. Just tell me what you need. Tell them cops to take their guns off of me. - All right. - Tell them to take the guns off me. Just take them off. Lower your weapons. You're gonna get us out of here with that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on. Now let's make it happen, asshole.
Hancock
2.1s
I'm looking up.
Hancock
7s
All right? I just wanna go to my cell. - That ain't gonna happen. - Nope.