He's moving, he's moving! Good job. - Are you hit anywhere? - My leg! - Hancock! - Good job. You said that. I need you to end this now.
Hancock
4.9s
Good job.
Hancock
1.7s
Hey, want a drink?
Hancock
7.2s
Hey, hon. You're probably at the store. I am on my way. I think I made a connection.
Hancock
2.6s
I didn't plan for this.
Hancock
2.9s
Love, connect...
Hancock
16.6s
Call me a asshole... ...one more time. Asshole. How about you, thickness? Goggles?
Hancock
2.7s
- You're gonna stop calling me that. - Asshole.
Hancock
11.7s
Put it right there. Perfect. E-mail me or whatever. You just fly on over, I don't know. I want you to think about it. Just be careful when you go. Sleep on it, all right? You get back to me?
Hancock
59.8s
- Are you okay? - It was a joke. - Come on, Aaron. - Hey, sorry. I was just trying to... He got it. She didn't get it. I owe you. You gave me my life back today. Hear me out. I'd like to return the favor. Do you know what I do? I'm in public relations. You know what that is? Of course you do. We're image consultants. We change the way people see products, companies, people, that stuff. Listen, I see you on the news and I see you out there today... ...and it can't feel good that people, you know, hate you. - It's good to meet you, Ray. - No, I'm sorry. But hear me out. People... Don't get me wrong, they should love you. They really should. I wanna deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You know, you're a superhero. Kids should ask you for your autograph. People should cheer you on the streets. What the hell are you pricks looking at? No, no, they're not... It's all right. They're not pricks, they're just people. But I want you to give me one short pitch, you know? That's all I ask. Okay? You use...
Hancock
2.1s
Put it under here?
Hancock
3.7s
- That's not my name. - Asshole.
Hancock
7.1s
My bad. Everybody all right? I'll go and get my mommy. He is an asshole.
Hancock
2.9s
All right... Do you know Aaron?
Hancock
2.5s
No. Thank you.
Hancock
16s
- You know who I am? - My papa says you are an asshole. Well, that's not really a nice word to call a person, is it? - Asshole? - Yeah. Because that could make someone very angry... ...and, you know, maybe hurt their feelings. You behave like an asshole.
Hancock
14s
- Norwegian homo. - I'll give you that. Let's move past the comics. Let's get into something a little deeper. I think that deep down you behave badly because you're lonely. I think deep down, you want people's acceptance.
Hancock
9.4s
- Almost. - And then he kicked it in. Hey, Hancock! We almost won. Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. I'm making lunch. Go change. Hey, sweetheart.