What? I'm not Japanese, man! Put us down! Oh, now you "speaky Engly," huh? "Speaky Engly" now?
Hancock
2s
Damn!
Hancock
15.5s
"I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. I ask my fellow Angelenos... ...for their patience and understanding." You're an asshole, Hancock! Asshole!
Hancock
14.9s
People take you for granted. Make people miss you. - People don't like you, Hancock. - I do. Two weeks, you know? The public will be clamoring for you. When they do, we'll be ready. Worst-case scenario is I'm wrong and you just, you know, fly out of there.
Hancock
8.8s
Don't come in too hot, okay? Don't come in too boozy. And don't land on a $100,000 Mercedes. All right? People have to be happy that you've arrived.
Hancock
3.7s
Your landing is your first impression. It's your superhero handshake.
Hancock
5.5s
As far as I can see at this point, there are three sus... Oh, this is just coming in.
Hancock
14.4s
Jail watch, day five, and true to his word, Hancock remains incarcerated. Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise. The L.A.P.D. is reporting increases of up to 30 percent... ...in the last five days that Hancock has been behind bars.
Hancock
11.6s
The DA's office wants your sentence to run eight years. It's a big number, but not something we didn't anticipate. You know, our plan is... What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey!
Hancock
4.1s
You broke my glasses. I'm sorry! Take my Ray-Bans!
Hancock
1.2s
Stop!
Hancock
1.2s
Pass.
Hancock
2.5s
We're gonna... We're gonna circle back to that.
Hancock
3.6s
- That's a good meatball. - Thanks, Hancock.
Hancock
18.9s
Why do you always laugh? Picturing you looking at the mirror. It would scare the shit out of me. Every time I'm talking, he completely ruins the cycle. Now, let's watch the crosstalk. I'm not gonna share anymore if he keeps doing that. No, no, no. - Keep sharing. - Let's move on. Mr. Hancock, do you wanna share today?
Hancock
1.9s
I don't want no trouble.
Hancock
7s
Beat it, 'Soulja Boy! ' Hancock is in the car... ...and he appears to be negotiating with the gunmen.
