Clay, let me ask you a question. You think that my management style is... ls too careful?
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So, what would people want? Would they like... ls this Uv? ls Uv good or bad? l forget.
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And l want that drone.
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Eat that! Eat it, Clay!
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There she is! My sister from another mister! l'm kidding, our mother didn't start having affairs until the mid-90s. What are you doing here? Well, we were just going over your fourth quarter earnings. And l wondered if l was missing something. Probably.
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This is what corporate wants us to give everyone for Christmas. Just this.
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Look at that. l like it 'cause it looks like he's trying just a little too hard. The artist? l hadn't thought about the artist. l think it sends a good message. l think it says that you are strong and you are willing to buy anything.
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What do you think, 80 or 90? What would vin do? vin Diesel? Or tyrese?
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-Boy, l don't know. ln a car? -Yeah. l just never thought about that. You know, your mind's like a drunk baby.
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No, no, no. Don't try and sell this as some win-win situation. This is not my first rodeo, okay? -ls that Data City? -No.
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What do you think of this? l just got it.
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We have a lot of big cuts to make. Okay? Obviously, bonuses are canceled.
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-Thank you. -You're welcome.
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"Hey, l need anal, like yesterday." Yeah, the same with me! Except instead of anal, it's data storage. Or, "l'm, like, chairing a PTA meeting. "Can you have someone blow me in the gymnasium?" Yeah, absolutely. lt never ends. Or, like, "Hey, your girl just stabbed me in the leg "and now l'm bleeding out in the alleyway." l don't relate to that as much. lt's mental, right? How much people lean on you? And my sister wanted me to be a failure, and l was, so she's not gonna let that go. That's the problem of working with family, though. -Yeah. -You can never escape them.
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Now you just bunt, and ask for the same thing over and over. l swing for the fences. And l'm going to change the fucking game. Okay. l need the specs for the Data City pitch, please.
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No!
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Get the desk. Okay, give me the wires. Plug it in here. Give me that. Hey, l could use some of that giddy-up in HR if you two ponies are looking for a new stable. l am looking for a new stable, Mary. Thank you so much. We'll talk later. Mary, you're showing a lot of neck. Breaking your own rules. lt's a little skanky, isn't it? -Plug it in. -Plugged in. l got this DJ equipment, if you want to use that for something. Okay, that's not gonna help, but thank you.