Carol! Listen. Clay has gone to get wasted with a psychopath, and he's got $300,000 strapped to his chest.
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-What? She offered you a job? -Yeah. Triple the salary. An apartment overlooking Central Park. l got double and moving costs.
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Guys! l don't know what to do. Clay's not picking up his phone. l think l can locate him.
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Hi. Carol offered me a job, but in no way did l say... Josh. l get it.
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Hey, Tracey, which one are you in?
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She offered me a job, too.
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Good for you.
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Hello?
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The real difference is l said no. Listen, l'm not fighting with you about this. lt's silly. l didn't take the job. Yeah. But you didn't not take it, either. Because you need a safety net. Hey, that's who you are. l'm happy for you. You should go to New York. ls that what you want? You want me to go to New York? There's a real Human Centipede situation happening in the men's room. Tracey, please. Don't go. l...
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This is so funny. Do that thing where you pull his asshole through his face. Don't please. Shit! Santa's gonna get fucked up tonight! Who wants to party with Santa?
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Everything's fine. Would you say like a five on Yelp, or like positive three? -Five. -Five? Alexei!
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Hey, Santa! Wanna party?
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Tracey, are you in here?
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Josh, it's happening.
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Tracey?
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Pardon me.
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Yeah.
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Hey! What the hell? l hired you to pretend to be my girlfriend, then you go and give all my co-workers hand jobs? You hired me to impress your co-workers, and he was pretty impressed. -Listen, l want my money back. -Well... l'm sorry, what was that? l couldn't hear you over my gun. l... l want my money back. l'm sorry. Customer services are not available right now, but perhaps l can address your grievance.
