Shit, shit! lf you want to make it in this world, learn to lie better.
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Really?
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Carol, before you get mad, listen to what l did. l said no party!
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Clay.
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Hey, Clay... You told me you had a two-drink limit.
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Guys! l don't know what to do. Clay's not picking up his phone. l think l can locate him.
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Everything's fine. Would you say like a five on Yelp, or like positive three? -Five. -Five? Alexei!
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The English band, the Optic Monkeys? You were supposed to see them with your friend Lindsey, you were like, "l can't go," because you couldn't get a babysitter? Did you hack into my emails?
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Zenotek! Zenotek! That poor guy. What a day he's had. First he gets fired and now this. -Wait, what? -Did you say fired?
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The real difference is l said no. Listen, l'm not fighting with you about this. lt's silly. l didn't take the job. Yeah. But you didn't not take it, either. Because you need a safety net. Hey, that's who you are. l'm happy for you. You should go to New York. ls that what you want? You want me to go to New York? There's a real Human Centipede situation happening in the men's room. Tracey, please. Don't go. l...
