- Fix it? - Yeah. What are you suggesting? I'm suggesting we beat his ass. Jesus Christ.
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(SOFTLY) Turn off your car! (SHOUTS) What's that?
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Peanuts?
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I'll get right to the point. The Bureau has been tracking a ring of violent kidnappers in this very neighborhood. And we have reason to believe that one of you may be their next victim. (RYAN LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) - (CHUCKLES) - MAX: That's terrible news. Contained within these dossiers are the clues you will require to find the kidnappers. You'd like for us to do that, yeah? The Bureau's... What's the Bureau's role in this? Maybe you guys could take my wife in for questioning because, apparently, she got a secret life - I don't know nothing about. - Baby, this is... Shut up, all of you!
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It's not a joke. You people are in real danger, and you're running out of time. And I, Agent Henderson, will not stand idly by while innocent civilians are slaughtered on my watch. (LAUGHING) I told you this is gonna be great. - It's so good! - So good. But before we get started, I'm required to ask if any of you have any food allergies.
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Wow.
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- Hey! - MAX: Hey! - ANNIE: Hey! - How are you doing, beautiful? - Good, good. Really fancy. - Very nice house, Tony Stark. Should we give our drink orders to JARVIS? (CHUCKLES) No, I got the Tony Stark part, but then you went full nerd on me. I kinda lost you, but please do come in. - All right. - Thanks, Cap. - Hi, guys! - ALL: What's up? Boy, could sleep four on that couch. Look at that. Oh, hello, friends.
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MAX: Oh, fuck me. A guy who rents a house this big must be making up for something pretty small, I'd say. No, no. No, I've seen his dick. It's pretty great. Well, I tried.
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Thanks. Okay. What has shiny fangs that bites white things together? A stapler! And the white things are paper. Yes! You are so smart and unfaithful! - Oh, there it is. - Yes!
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- Brooks Davis? - Yes. - Oh, shit. - ALL: Ooh! This is good.
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No. (DIALING CELL PHONE)
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- (CAR ENGINE STARTS) - Have fun.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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- SARAH: Oh, my God! - (GROANS) Now he's back. KIDNAPPER: Stop fighting, asshole! Help me! This isn't... The Independent Spirit Award goes to... - KIDNAPPER: Let's go! - (MUFFLED SCREAMING) Bye-bye! First one that follows us gets shot! Okay, roger that. You drive safe. KIDNAPPER: Come on, motherfucker! - Bye. - That was amazing. Really good. - That was really good. - Wow. Mmm. No, there's something about this that just doesn't feel right. How could you cheat on me with a celebrity? I didn't cheat on you. It was before we got married when we took that break. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I've been living in the matrix. Agent Henderson, you just gonna keep lying there? KEVIN: Is any of this real? Well, don't kick him! MICHELLE: Stop. He's a regular Daniel Day-Lewis. KEVIN: I thought we both agreed that we wouldn't hook up with anybody else during that break. Yeah, but then you went and got a hand job from Karen Waller. - KEVIN: No, don't do that. - RYAN: Boop! Boop! Boop! Because it was over the pants, all right? It was, and it hurt. It was very dry, and I didn't climax. Just admit it, you guys did more than that. Don't turn this around on me. Do not do that. Don't you Johnnie Cochran me! Damn it, they got the jump on us. - Come on. Come on now! - Shit, Kev! All right. Here's the first clue. Looks like a riddle. "With shiny fangs..." "...my bloodless bite..." "...will bring together what's mostly white." Donald Trump. "Bloodless bite." It's not a vampire. Um... I'll just google it. It's so inconsistent, isn't it? I mean, they stage this super realistic fight. They give us an FBI dossier but with riddles. It's like, let's pick a tone. Let's stick with it. But that's the game. You wanna win this car or not? Yeah, yeah. More than anything, but I feel like Brooks is setting me up. Do you get that feeling, you know? That this is some game where somehow he's gonna humiliate me?
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Mmm-hmm. Well, let's not play by his rules. "My bloodless bite, my bloodless, bloodless bite. "Bloodless bite, bloodless bite, bloodless bite." Can you stop chanting "bloodless bite"? - Trying to think. - Yeah. - (CAR ENGINE STARTS) - Oh, shit! Max and Annie must have figured it out. Right. We need to find an advantage. Advantage, advantage, advantage... Brooks' wallet? Oh, you think we should steal all of his shit!
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Okay. KEVIN: Another riddle. "I'm brown and old by day, white and young by night. "My eyes are glass. "I have nine faces but no head. "I sing to the sky but have no voice. "I'm everywhere and nowhere."
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KIDNAPPER: Oh, shit! Guys, make sure you get a piece of this cheese. It's just... Cut me one. Try it with the quince. (ALL GRUNTING)
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Where could he be? His phone stopped right here, huh? (CELL PHONE RINGING)