So, you want me to go tell Mitch that you would like him at the wedding. He's going to say, "Why the hell does "he want me there? He thinks I'm an idiot."
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Well, that's not totally true. I think he's got some nice qualities. I think he's got some problem areas, too. What are those? You're his friend, you know him as well as I do. You probably know him better than I do. He's a quitter! He has never finished anything in his life. He picks up something, he puts it down. He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone. He's flaccid. No gumption. No get-up-and-go. His accomplishments could rest comfortably on an eyelash. He'd probably say, "Fuck you," if he heard you say that. Well, maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. But I want him to be part of my life. With all due respect, Mr. Planko, you don't know Mitch.
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- Okay. - Okay?
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Hello. This is District Manager Carla Nelson from the Atlanta Department of Parks. Yeah. Well, we have found that fountain. It's been moved to 1100 Peachtree Boulevard. You found it. Okay, well...
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That's why I didn't invite him. I can't believe I don't remember that. You also said that you thought that he would get hammered and hit on all of our married friends, be mean to my grandma and turn the whole thing into a key party.
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Weird. Maybe we should talk about your bad memory at Dialogue Night. Stilton Coffee House tonight. Don't forget.
