She wants to unroll that rubber at the bottom of her purse that she put in there three semesters ago.
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Ten million? Fifteen?
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How much more do you think we can get out of them?
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She just needs a little bit of a nudge. A little bit of a coax, little bit of a tickle. Just to rationalize it to herself, to her God. Do you know what I mean?
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This is just like trying to fuck a Catholic girl who keeps saying, "No, I don't want to. I'm really drunk and you're circumcised." But she keeps on making out with you, she's not leaving your Fiero... It means she really wants to.
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Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole, or else, maybe you have an accident on set. Maybe light fall on your head, maybe you get electrocute. Maybe goat fuck your mouth. I don't know. Movie set be very dangerous place.
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I promise you, it's nice, clean. You eat cake off lady's Starfish, okay?
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I have killed people. Mostly men.
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I'm not allowed back in Eastern Bloc.
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Dimitri?
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No.
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Stick your thumb up her butthole.
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Put your thumb up her butt.
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What?
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Go, boy! Loosen hips, loosen hips. Go! Deep thrusting!
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Like Cheerio, boy. Delish!
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Okay, pumpkin, this is... Mitch, no. Don't call me pumpkin, okay? And you promised me that you would clean out... Can you shut this off? - It smells like cabbage now! - Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, sit down. One second. Just humor me, all right? I want you to ask me one thing... I don't want to play your games. ...that only Dave would be able to answer. Just one question. Please, I'm begging you. Good idea.
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What happened was, we pissed in a magic fountain... ...and the next day it disappeared. They moved the fountain, so now we're looking for it. And when they find it, we're going to switch back. We had to pee because we were drinking. We were drinking. That sounds like a plan. Can you start the bath for the twins?
