My whole life, actually. And have you ever seen him act like he did yesterday? Like a super-douche?
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Yeah. I have, at times. But I'm really hoping that he didn't say anything to offend you. He totally did. But I like being offended, just usually after work.
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- Here's the bottle you ordered, sir. - Excellent. Send that shit back. Bring us two Macallan 25s, neat. - Right away, ma'am. - Right away.
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That's me, there. This is you. - Yeah, that is nice. - Thanks. Yeah.
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I'm kidding. I was absolutely joking.
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Really? Now? With the Sons of Anarchy between your... Let's see here... Tommy, Rico. Hey, guys. We are sightseeing now. Let's move it along, please. Come on.
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You are such a gentleman. Now you only have one ponytailed ex-convict between your legs, so everything is fine.
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I love your ponytail. And that little pirate beard. Still kidding.
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Yeah, man. Check this out, man.
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Really? Are you sure that's what you want? Absolutely. I like that. You're okay with that being on your body for, like, forever? I feel pretty good about it. How is yours down there? It's good. It tickles a little.