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What did you do? The woman is nine months pregnant! I could see the baby's face. I told you not to screw up my Tuesday night. Do you have any idea how many Lamaze classes I had to sit through to get that lined up? Is there a reason that you're calling me at 3:00 in the morning? Yeah, the dock worker is making me feed the twins. What do I do?
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Why are you here? Just came by to see if you'd like to have some breakfast. I can't. I got a super-duper important conference call in 10 minutes. - You don't have a job. - You don't have any hair. Right. Well, then I'll just say it here. I'm getting married again, and I'd like you to come to the wedding.
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- Hello. - Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies. Mitch. I'm at work. - Did I get you? - Yeah. You sure did. - You got me on speakerphone? - Yep. Did the secretary hear? Yes, the secretary heard. She heard it all. That's awesome. Not really. How stoned are you right now? I've taken some weed. Have you? Do you know what time it is? It's like 9:00. Holy fuck-knuckles. - Guess what I'm looking at right now. - A bong? No, I found a futon on the street last night. I sort of had to fight a bum for it. He was so thin. And it also came with this vintage Navajo pony blanket... So I think that's pretty much a win for me. Mitch, you know the adults are about to fire up a work day. - I know, I just miss you, dude, that's all. - I miss you, too. We've been super best buddies since third grade. I haven't seen you in forever. I've been swamped. We're sleep-training the twins, and I just haven't had a moment to breathe. I'm sorry, man. I'm just super-excited to see you. We are still on for tonight, right?
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- David? - Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the thingy. Braves-Marlins. Please don't tell me that you forgot. Didn't forget. What time are you going to pick me up? Don't you bail on me, David. I am not going to bail. If you bail on me, I'm going to literally eye-rape you. I got it. I will actually place myself inside your ocular... It's my dad. Mitch Planko, Sr. making a rare appearance. This guy fucking hates me.
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