You are such a gentleman. Now you only have one ponytailed ex-convict between your legs, so everything is fine.
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I'm sorry.
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Tell you what.
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This is called a suit. You wear one every day. Along with a necktie. Black, not white, socks. - Dress shoes, not shower sandals. - Please. These are awful. - And, of course, underwear. - Come on. No more commando, Mitch, you're a grown-ass man. Put them on. This is called a schedule. It tells you everything you need to do each day. Pick-ups, drop-offs, activities, play-dates, doctor's appointments, etc. You'll notice that there are approximately 50 hours' worth of obligations on any given day. Make it work.
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Want to get some Pinkberry?
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He's the best.
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So, let me ask you something.
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Where did that come from? Hang on, hang on, I got it. No, they are going to call it.
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Use your left hand, you get a little bit more torque.
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You can tell Kinkabe we want an extra 100 million. And that is our final offer, because we're leaving. Fuel the jet, let's go. For the record, I did not support that decision. Sir!
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You don't want to have sex with me? Yeah, I want to have sex with you. I've wanted to have sex with you since the sixth grade! I mean, you should be a mess by now, - but things are not... - Well, let's do it!
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I love it.
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Sorry, Jamie.
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Cara, do try to stay on your toes.
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Yeah. I have, at times. But I'm really hoping that he didn't say anything to offend you. He totally did. But I like being offended, just usually after work.
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Arms up. Tall. Excellent, girls. Smile. Focus.
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Our anniversary party.
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I went to his apartment a couple of days ago and told him that Pamela would like him to say a few words at the wedding and that wasn't true. Truth of the matter is, I would like him to say a few words, if he could find it in his heart to do so.