Thanks for coming on in. Good, right? - Very, yeah. - Wanna say goodbye to him? - Bye, Hancock. - Hey, all right, little buddy.
Hancock
16s
- You know who I am? - My papa says you are an asshole. Well, that's not really a nice word to call a person, is it? - Asshole? - Yeah. Because that could make someone very angry... ...and, you know, maybe hurt their feelings. You behave like an asshole.
Hancock
14s
- Norwegian homo. - I'll give you that. Let's move past the comics. Let's get into something a little deeper. I think that deep down you behave badly because you're lonely. I think deep down, you want people's acceptance.
Hancock
9.4s
- Almost. - And then he kicked it in. Hey, Hancock! We almost won. Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. I'm making lunch. Go change. Hey, sweetheart.
Hancock
27.8s
This gets redundant after a while... ...but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... - Do you wanna hear it? - No. You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it though. It's not a crime to be an asshole but it's counterproductive. But you are an asshole, don't you think? Be careful. All right, how about this? I've been thinking about something. This kind of goes to how you present yourself. Come on. Really? It's the middle of the day. What springs to mind...
Hancock
9.9s
This stuff was on YouTube. Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, I get it, but this doesn't work, sir. Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. Back up, back up.
Hancock
1.8s
- What about that? - Homo in red.
Hancock
6.7s
You're a drunk bum! "You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better." All right.
Hancock
5.9s
You're gonna change the world. - Good job, Ray. - Oh, my God, Ray.
Hancock
2.6s
Will I get in trouble for that?
Hancock
3.3s
Oh, stop crying, punk-ass. Go ahead.
Hancock
1.7s
Okay.
Hancock
4.5s
All right. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right.
Hancock
3s
- Not okay. Okay? - He all right.
Hancock
6.5s
I'll be right here. All right. Please don't stare, you guys. He's kind of one of us.
Hancock
7.5s
- Are you outside? - Yeah. - Look up. - All right, I'm looking up.
Hancock
4.5s
I can understand you feeling some kind of way about that. What?
Hancock
10.8s
- Freeze! - Don't move! - Oh, my God! Sam! No! - Drop your weapon, sir! Get back! Get back! Get back! - Drop it! - Get back or I'll shoot! Get back! Get back! I'm not playing.
