I'll be right here. All right. Please don't stare, you guys. He's kind of one of us.
Hancock
7.5s
- Are you outside? - Yeah. - Look up. - All right, I'm looking up.
Hancock
4.5s
I can understand you feeling some kind of way about that. What?
Hancock
10.8s
- Freeze! - Don't move! - Oh, my God! Sam! No! - Drop your weapon, sir! Get back! Get back! Get back! - Drop it! - Get back or I'll shoot! Get back! Get back! I'm not playing.
Hancock
2.4s
Oh, no! No! Please!
Hancock
2.9s
Excuse me, please.
Hancock
19s
Damn, Handjob. Where you come from? All right, relax. Just tell me what you need. Tell them cops to take their guns off of me. - All right. - Tell them to take the guns off me. Just take them off. Lower your weapons. You're gonna get us out of here with that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on. Now let's make it happen, asshole.
Hancock
2.1s
I'm looking up.
Hancock
4s
I have a feeling about this. Don't work with this guy.
Hancock
7.2s
You ever put out an apartment fire, Ray? - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. - No. My ass was hot.
Hancock
7s
All right? I just wanna go to my cell. - That ain't gonna happen. - Nope.
Hancock
5.3s
It is the duty of each of you... ...to remember your inmate serial number.
Hancock
3s
- Baby? - What?
Hancock
2.1s
Are...?
Hancock
16.3s
Mary? Stop.
Hancock
50.5s
Have you been watching the news? - No, we've been working on... - Interfacing with the public. - This has been on all day. - That's very good. The law is the law, Mr. Hancock, and you are not above it. Felony destruction of property... ...amounting to tens of millions of dollars, theft, and now this. From where I sit, I see a selfish, self-absorbed man... ...with a lot of muscle, but no regard for anyone but yourself. Mr. Hancock, let me remind you. You are not above the law. You have failed to show at over 600 subpoenas in civil suits. Anybody else would be held in contempt. But, oh, no. Not you. You may be a superhero, but let me tell you this: You're not nearly as strong as the U.S. Constitution. Bank on it, buddy.
Hancock
38.4s
Really not okay. This is some of the stuff we're gonna work on. How do you think that conversation's gonna go down with his mom? Landing like that in the street's also on the uncool side. No, that was already like that when I got here, Ray. I live here. I know what the street's like. We'll make those problems of the past. I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public. - Where's the wife? - Mary took Aaron to his soccer game. Hancock, pulled some stuff up on YouTube. Surprisingly large amount of not-great stuff on you that's gonna be helpful. What is this? That's me trying to change the world. Unfortunately, not doing real well. Come on. Let's get to you.