I gotta admit my tennis is a little rusty, but polo... There's a game, eh? Unrelenting, constant challenge to the senses. A beautiful, manly experience. Rick, I want to cut through the BS.
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Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes. - Mr Thompson, I... - No, let me finish.
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- I'd like that. - Good. I think you're an asshole. No, let me correct that. An immature asshole.
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Cole, I know you're as unhappy as I am about Debbie's marriage to Rick.
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- Son, I don't want you to give up on her. - I have tried to change her mind.
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- Yeah, but how can I do that? - If it were up to me, I'd reason with him first.
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It's not her mind you have to change. It's Mr Shit For Brains in there.
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- Good shot! - Thank you, sir.
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Yes, I am, sir.
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Usually I just have a jam sandwich for lunch.
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I tell ya, Mrs T, this is really some spread. This is pretty good chow.
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I'd like to adopt this 17-year-old Korean girl I've had my eye on. I figure why beat around the bush, but, I mean, this pup is fertile, and I know I'm perfectly capable, so you don't have to worry. You'll have some American grandkids in no time at all.
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A funny, funny guy as well as being a wonderfully talented human being. Take care, babe. We love ya.
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Will you stop fooling around? I need to talk. What's the matter?
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Do you know what a jam sandwich is? You take two pieces of bread, jam 'em together...
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We'll keep that in mind. Cole Whittier, ladies and gentlemen!
