I can't understand you getting married. Do you have any idea what you're giving up? Any idea? An inkling? Everything! Wild parties. Running around like a maniac. Women every night. Nakedness. Gone! I miss that so much, Ricky. Stan, you're beginning to depress me. Oh, well, maybe you'll feel just a little better after this.
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- What's with the costume? - I don't know! Listen, do me a favor. Go up to her like you don't know her and send her into the back bedroom. You got it.
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Debbie, you're a hooker! I don't believe it! I can't trust you!
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- OK, who serves? - Your turn, Dad.
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Hit the ball easier, son. You don't have to kill it.
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Oh, listen. I'll see ya Saturday for the...? Out!
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It's long, it's to the fence, it's to the wall! It's gone! - Rick! - Yep.
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Well, how about the Middle East? You all right with that?
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Oh, baby... What about?
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Honey, everything is gonna be all right. Before or after I have my nervous breakdown?
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The wedding. My parents. Your parents. Our friends. My job. The future. Our relationship. The caterers. My gown.
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Not as much fun as the bachelor party the guys are gonna throw for me. I hope you like potato salad. It's chunky style, my favorite. - You're gonna have a bachelor party? - Sure! You bet! Hey, it's a traditional event, and I am a traditional kinda guy.
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Rick! Mr Goldsmith, this is my brother-in-law. He's getting married.
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I'll pull out your lights! I'll rip out your guts! I'll break you in half! Now shut up and get outta here! OK. All right.