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What do you say?

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You know he's here. Is this the whole reason you brought me out? I don't know what you're talking about.

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It might be good. That's where it all happened for you. That's where Percy was born, that's where you got your first job as a chef. Maybe it will just, like, clear your mind out. You think Percy would be OK with that? Percy would love it.

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I'm not dad material right now, if you hadn't noticed. I'm embarrassing. He sees all this shit on the computer. - Well... - His friends have... Maybe it's important for you to talk to him about it, then. - I just... - He needs you, Carl. I'm... I don't know him, OK? He's at a weird age. Why don't you take this time to get to know him?

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You're not happy.

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- I'll hold down the fort. I promise. - OK. You do that. Thank you.

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He say, "Just let him sleep. It's too late." No, but he's never had a real Cuban sandwich. I want him to try it.

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You're never gonna be happy here.

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- I love you, Tony. I love you. - Thanks, Chef. - Look at that. - Mmm. I love both of you. We love you, man. Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on. - Hang on, hang on. - I love you, man. - I'm glad you made up with him. - Thanks. Did you take the garbage out? The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me. I got no job prospects whatsoever. - What about those offers you got? - No. It's all dried out. - Why, from the online shit? - It must be from the online thing. - Come on. - I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano. I don't even know what that means. I'm everywhere. OK? Like, I'm, like... I'm, like, a meme.

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'Bye.

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This is really good, by the way. Yours are way better.

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Alright, that looks good. Clean out the lowboy now. - The what? - The low... The reach-in fridge, right here. Clean this out.

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This is a good knife. It'll last you a long time if you take care of it. Don't lose it. I won't. Thank you.

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I can't see.

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- I got a food truck. - Get the hell out! No shit. You got a fucking taco truck? Tony! Tony, Carl's got a fucking taco truck. For real? - Jefe! Like with tacos and shit? - I just... Yeah, I would assume. What are you gonna cook? You know, Cuban sandwiches, plátanos, arroz con pollo. Simple shit like we used to do for family meal. Oh, yeah, I remember those days, man. - Fuck he doing with a taco truck? - Goddamn. - I'd love some of that shit now. - What's he doing with a taco truck? - It's good, right? It could be cool. - Yeah. Get the fuck off the phone, bro. Let's go! Alright, alright, alright! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. Attila the Hun is calling me. I gotta go, man. Alright. Be good, man.

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Ohh! That's it. That's where the smell's coming from. What is that? I don't know. Whatever it is, clean it out.

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Look at you. She's pregnant. Just found out. The... This one? Pissed on a stick, came in, laid it on me five seconds ago.

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Truth be told, food trucks are a great idea. You know what I mean? I think we take it back to something simple. Let me see if I got something to say anymore. I don't even know. - It's no problem. - I'll pay you back. As long as it's not weird for you... I don't want you to feel like because you were with Inez and you guys were sleeping together and I was with her and we had this... I was with her, then you were with her, and then maybe I fucked her after. I don't even know what happened with us.

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