Why do you have Vita Coco water? Because it has as much potassium as three bananas. The line is still too heavy. Is there anything else in your pockets that could be weighing you down?
The Dictator
9.8s
What is that, a brick? All this time you've had a brick? Why do you have that? Well, to balance out the weight from the other one. You have two bricks? Yes! Throw them down immediately!
The Dictator
6.7s
You're kidding. So then why did you bring three bananas? Because I don't trust the advertising. I'm naturally suspicious.
The Dictator
5.7s
If you lose enough weight, then the zipline will work. Do you have anything in your pockets? Let me check.
The Dictator
3.6s
I don't understand what has happened. My calculations were very precise.
The Dictator
3.9s
Is there anything else you're carrying? You're still too heavy. Just this.
The Dictator
2.7s
What is that? It's Vita Coco water.
The Dictator
1.5s
What? Why? No!
The Dictator
5.7s
What I wanted to tell you was this. I really want to be with you, Allison Burgers.
The Dictator
1.5s
You're a murderer!
The Dictator
1.2s
Look, it's me!
The Dictator
3s
Not male ones. Female ones.
The Dictator
1.5s
Now, let's go back to the palace.
The Dictator
4.2s
Listen, everything is gonna be just fine. I don't want you to worry about anything.
The Dictator
2s
- Come on. - Allison, that's not funny.
The Dictator
11.8s
Your father would be ashamed of you! No, I've realized I don't want to be like my father! In fact, I don't want to be a dictator anymore! What's that now? I've been on a spiritual journey, man, like Eat, Pray, Love.
