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You're kidding. So then why did you bring three bananas? Because I don't trust the advertising. I'm naturally suspicious.
The Dictator
No, what's your real name? Wait, this will convince you.
The Dictator
So let's not throw stones, okay?
The Dictator
I'm actually a little somebody called Admiral General Aladeen.
The Dictator
And I've never been with a guy with a dick. Or any guy.
The Dictator
Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news? The Aladeen news?
The Dictator
Zoey, I'm not really Allison Burgers.
The Dictator
No! Get it out of here!
The Dictator
That's your beard? No, no, no! It's not my beard. My friend chopped the head off Morgan Freeman.
The Dictator
It's a hilarious story. I'll tell you later, okay?
The Dictator
What? Why? Because no one has ever loved me!
The Dictator
I don't understand what has happened. My calculations were very precise.
The Dictator
You know, this is totally depressing.
The Dictator
What I wanted to tell you was this. I really want to be with you, Allison Burgers.
The Dictator
Inflate my neck pillow and pack my book of medium-level Sudoku.
The Dictator
Listen, just show me another one. You know, honestly, I don't even want to show you anything anymore.
The Dictator
