There was actually very little movement. A little wriggling, then two bubbles, and then a big bloop and the wallet floats up.
The Dictator
3.7s
And he's fallen off the stage. What do you make of that, Denise?
The Dictator
14.9s
Okay. Well, hey, Allison, you know, we'd love to have you work here if you ever wanted to. All of our employees are political refugees, just like you! There's Hannah over here. She's from El Salvador. She's a really useful member of our team.
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4.4s
So, you're going to make billions. What will you do with all those dollars?
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2.1s
I love George Clooney!
The Dictator
1.9s
Well, the darker races are less choosy.
The Dictator
2.7s
Oh, my gosh, that was so crazy!
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3.4s
- My name is Zoey. - I don't care. What's yours?
The Dictator
2.8s
Oh, wait. I got it. Humor. Right?
The Dictator
9.5s
So, Allison, we're the only store in New York, other than that fascist superchain Green World, that sells your nation's specialty fruit, mafroom, which I know you people eat a lot of.
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2.7s
Boring! Do you sell any assault rifles?
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1.5s
Thank you.
The Dictator
2.6s
Okay, only wife. We'll vote on it.
The Dictator
7.8s
Jachnoon, President Prime Minister Aladeen. Jachnoon. Nadal. I have to be back at the palace in an hour. Zoey thinks I'm at yoga.
The Dictator
3.4s
Democracy looks like a midget in a chemo wig.
The Dictator
3.8s
You died protecting me, Efawadh. Hello!
The Dictator
15.1s
Democracy... Democracy has hairy armpits and could lose five pounds.
