I return to Wadiya to participate in fair elections.
The Dictator
1.3s
Come on!
The Dictator
13.8s
There's a number in the name? Who are you? An Aladeen sympathizer? No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no! No! It's Aladeen! It's Aladeen without the beard! No! It's not Aladeen!
The Dictator
8s
With that speech, today, the international community is asking one question: Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya have nuclear weapons?
The Dictator
3.3s
Definitely not. I must be going. No, no. Stay, please.
The Dictator
10.8s
Okay. What is your real name? Max. Max what? Imumoccupancyu One-hundred-and-twenty.
The Dictator
43s
People of Wadiya, I come before you today to tell you that the world shall kneel before our great nation. We are two months away from enriching weapons-grade uranium to be used for peaceful purposes. It will be used only for medical research and clean energy. It will, it will. And will certainly never be used to attack Is... Oh, boy.
The Dictator
2.4s
No! No! Supreme Leader!
The Dictator
2.6s
Wait, wait, wait, no! There you are, cousin!
The Dictator
4.2s
Where is the Head of my Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women?
The Dictator
2.7s
I took a feminist clown workshop once.
The Dictator
26.9s
Hey, buddy, I saw that. That is very disrespectful to your leader. Whatever, dude. Who are you, Osama bin Laden's best friend? No, he is not my best friend! Though he has been staying in my guest house ever since they shot his double last year. Now the guy won't leave. I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him. You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.
The Dictator
6.4s
Wadiya will be open to the world. Open to the future. And open for business.
The Dictator
1.3s
Well, I can if I killed you.
The Dictator
3.4s
Me? Work for that hairy titted yeti?
The Dictator
10.5s
I don't know, I just feel so sorry that wherever you go in the world, you're the victim of police abuse. Well, not always the victim. Come here. I'm just so sorry! You're okay now.
