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An outer layer of cocksucker, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of cocksucker underneath.

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"Ohhh." See? She goes "Ohhh" all the time. Watch.

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Shaved ape.

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"Ohhh."

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Hard and spiky on the outside, but soft and really mushy on the in. You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion.

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Oh, my God! There's a little goat eating the wire!

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Somebody stop that man! Yes!

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You need to lose weight immediately!

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My pockets are empty. I could poo.

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It's out! And it's pointy!

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What? No, no, no, no!

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No, no, no!

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Why do you have Vita Coco water? Because it has as much potassium as three bananas. The line is still too heavy. Is there anything else in your pockets that could be weighing you down?

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What is that, a brick? All this time you've had a brick? Why do you have that? Well, to balance out the weight from the other one. You have two bricks? Yes! Throw them down immediately!

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You're kidding. So then why did you bring three bananas? Because I don't trust the advertising. I'm naturally suspicious.

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If you lose enough weight, then the zipline will work. Do you have anything in your pockets? Let me check.

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I don't understand what has happened. My calculations were very precise.

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What I wanted to tell you was this. I really want to be with you, Allison Burgers.

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