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We've got a lot of customers. You may want to go wash up. Fine. Joteph, go and hose down my Crocs.

The Dictator

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This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy.

The Dictator

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Supreme Leader, I took the liberty of hiring some extra security. This is Mr. Clayton. Admiral General, I am here for your protection 24/7. Okay. But in the interest of full disclosure, I have to say I hate A-rabs.

The Dictator

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Listen, just show me another one. You know, honestly, I don't even want to show you anything anymore.

The Dictator

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Inflate my neck pillow and pack my book of medium-level Sudoku.

The Dictator

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You know, this is totally depressing.

The Dictator

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The birthplace of AIDS.

The Dictator

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We're going to America!

The Dictator

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Don't be like that.

The Dictator

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Rise and shine.

The Dictator

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America!

The Dictator

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All right, Mr. Smart Guy, check out this bad boy. Oh, that's not bad. The Kandahar Cock Wrench. Okay, so, now we're getting somewhere. It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe.

The Dictator

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You won't be talking so much smack with this up your butt. That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.

The Dictator

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Yeah, right. I mean, I know there's nothing more annoying than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on. This is great stuff. It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello.

The Dictator

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Okay. So, we gotta get down to business. Enough chit-chat. I'm being paid to kill you.

The Dictator

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It didn't come with a splash guard. You're gonna get chara on your trousers.

The Dictator

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Where'd you get those relics? From the Shah of Iran's garage sale?

The Dictator

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I can see it has a screw hole for one. Apparently, I didn't get it.

The Dictator