That is the Lion himself. That is the legendary Snoop D-O-Double-G singing White Christmas at a tree-lighting ceremony in Moscow. And he was so moved by the power of music to unite the world or some shit, that now he wants to drop his own cool Christmas album. And because I sleep on a bed of Grammys, he has decided to hire me to produce it. Now... But Snoop Dogg already dropped a Christmas album. If you had listened to the album like I did, stranded in the air with T.I. on a golden hang glider, then you would have known that none of the songs were the classics. I've had to listen to that album on two separate occasions. Hang glider with T.I. and also a rocket ship that Eminem has built. It doesn't go anywhere, but he's got dreams for it, okay? So I need you to close your mouth. Herein lies the problem, everybody. Last time I checked, there are over a million Christmas albums with the same 10 damn songs on them. So, guys, I'm telling you, man, I need all hands on deck right now to come up with ideas on how to make this one stand out. Okay? You got it?
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That's great news. Yes. No, I can start Monday. I would be stoked to start on... Sorry, I don't say "stoked." I don't say stuff like that. I'm, like, I'm pretty cool. You're gonna like me.
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Uh-huh. So, I just need everything here to work, too, okay? Well, he said he was gonna call me back. Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I talked to him. Do you understand that everything else in my life works?
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This... Dax, the tech guy. Did you call the tech guy?
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Fire when ready. I want to hear ideas.
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There we go.
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Wow. My first college party. Yeah, well, this isn't just any college party. This is a cappella only! Yeah. So, get prepared to meet a lot of sexually confused men. Bellas! Welcome, welcome, welcome! Jesse! Where is Beca? I thought she was gonna be with you tonight. I thought she was with you. I thought she was with you.
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- Should I... - Come on, girl! I'm gonna just leave my bag here. Let's go get into treble! Has this bush always been here? Oh! Watch this. You know there's a gate, right?
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I wasn't really planning on rushing in on anything.
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It's just, my... It's my first day. Um...
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Hey! Benji, right?
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I'm sorry?
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Yes. Yeah?
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We are not scared about the Worlds, because when the Bellas hit the stage, we are gonna blow minds. With what? More of Flabby Abby's baby chute? That's not my name. I don't know your name. Could be anything. Obese Denise, Inflexible Tina, Lazy Susan.
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Darlings, please take my advice. Don't try to beat us. You can't. We're the best.
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Uh, Legacy, don't take this the wrong way, but you're the dumbest person alive.