That's a lot of cheese sandwiches to eat in one sitting! Forty one! And that tiny Sonya Thomas always wins! And now a grimmer story. A woman murdered. Her partial remains dumped in the woods! - So sad! - So terrible! Reporter Sheila Hammer has an Action One News exclusive. The grisly discovery Tuesday, near Milton, of an unidentified female stabbing victim, has local police on the hunt for a serial killer. - Jerry, you're a serial killer! - Sheriff Weinbacher. No, he isn't. Now with the aid of the FBI, we have developed a profile of the unknown killer. Male, late 20s or early 30s, white, lower or middle class. Trouble fitting in. That's you, Jerry. Can I have an autograph? Will he kill again? Well, if he's not stopped soon, every indication is he will kill again.
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Thanks, Jerry. Jerry was just... Just faxed... Fixed the copier. I can make a copy later. - I gotta go. I'm gonna go. Okay. - Okay.
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I want it to be a surprise. Please?
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Lisa, you dog.
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I'm a little bit bummed.
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- Someone's here! Intruder! Intruder! - Bosco, Bosco! I got your back, Jerry! I got your back, Jerry! I got your back, Jerry! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Just a second! Just trying to put my dog away! Hey, Jerry, is that my new friend?
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Jerry!
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Jerry!
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But if there's me, you know, regular me, standing here, the me who is talking now, and I wanna be good. Then there's you, you and you, trying to make me be something else.
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I am...
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- You're bad. - She's wrong. You're a good boy. They're both wrong. You are what you are. That's it.
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- What they saying about you, love? - That I'm a killer. Take me out.
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- Serial killer? - Yeah! Well, is it something that you are? Like being brown-eyed or right-handed. Or is it something that you choose? Like being an accountant. - I wish I knew. - You can still make the choice, Jerry. You're still a good man. I try to be a good man. I wanna be a good man. - Then there's the cat... - Fuck you, blaming it on me. Hold on a second! Look, I know what is good. I know. I wanna lead a righteous and just life. I wanna be an upstanding member of the community. But, you know, Mr. Whiskers, he makes me do bad things. The cat was nowhere near when you killed me, Jerry. See? See? Thank you, lady-head. Okay. First of all, not true. Second of all, I know right from wrong, okay? I know it. I try to be good. But then certain horrible things happened and I am filled with... With terror and dread, standing outside of myself. Even though I know what I've done, I also feel like...
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I kind of suspected that.
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Jerry!
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You hear that, punk? - No! No! No, no. - You're a killer. - God. - A serial killer! - I don't wanna be a killer. - Too late, shitbag. There's no turning back. You're a stone-cold murdering maniac.
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- Told you so. - Told me so what? I told you you like killing. And now the cops, they say the same thing. Jerry!