Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for. The results of tonight's regional competition. In third place, the Sockappellas!
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Thank you. Really incredible.
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What the hell?
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Flight attendant training? It's Barden Bellas. I have the semi-finals tonight.
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Okay, the Bellas are coming out.
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So, Bellas, what boring, estrogen-filled set have you prepared for us this evening?
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Man, what are we gonna do? Maybe we could call... No, don't even say it, Chloe. How dare you? No, actually that is a really good idea. I've got Bumper's number. Why do you have Bumper's number?
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A-ca-scuse me? A-ca-believe it.
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Five minutes, Bellas. Where did he come from? Shh! It's over. There's no way we can beat the Footnotes and the Trebles.
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I don't know. She looks a little too alternative for us. Hi, any interest in joining our a cappella group?
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What a nerd alert. Okay, guys, now let's match pitch.
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They're not particularly motivated.
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How high does your belt go? My what?
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Hey, I'm Beca. Over there. Thanks.
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So, are you interested?
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And then there's...
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Yeah. See you at auditions! For your audition, each of you will be singing sixteen bars of Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone. If a group likes you, they will contact you directly. My tone-deaf sidekick Justin here will be collecting your information. If I could sing a lick, in any human way possible, I would, but I can't. And I hate myself every day because of it! I know.
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That should really be a lesson to everyone. If you sing the same boring, girly shit every year, you will blow chunks. All over the place. Vomit everywhere. My fellow a-ca-people.
