Well, that was… [loud boom] [whooshing] [male voice] Greetings, great master! The heavens have opened, your wishes will be granted, for I am LongZhu! [echoing] Huh?
Wish Dragon
2.9s
Here, you got a little something on your face.
Wish Dragon
9s
-They're really going at it. -Bring that chair. Popcorn, anyone? I can hear you. [neighbors clamoring] [poignant music playing]
Wish Dragon
10.5s
You found the boy. Where is he? -At the Pearl Tower, sir. -Yeah, with a girl. -But I'm afraid he escaped again. -What? How? Hey, that doesn't belong to you.
Wish Dragon
18.8s
Li Na! There you are. -Oh. Hi, Dad. -Buckley informs me the party was perfect. Oh! Uh, yes, it was. -Thank you, Dad. -You had a good time? Yes, of course. I spoke to everyone you wanted me to and I think I was able to make some really important… connections.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
Good evening, gentlemen.
Wish Dragon
5s
I demand you open this! Instead, the gods transformed me into a Wish Dragon.
Wish Dragon
1.9s
You can finally be rid of me.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
You're Din.
Wish Dragon
6.8s
Oh. [Mrs. Song grunts] Well, where are my manners? Come in. You and I are not finished.
Wish Dragon
15.3s
A girl? That's why you're acting crazy? All this time worried you were drugged out in some internet cafe. It was a girl. -It's Li Na! -Just a-- Hi. Li Na? What are you doing here?
Wish Dragon
1.1s
Delicious.
Wish Dragon
2s
So, how's your best friend?
Wish Dragon
5.7s
Did you know that shrimp chips don't actually have any shrimp in the ingredients?
Wish Dragon
9.4s
Um… Din… I had a really wonderful time tonight, but I have to go.
Wish Dragon
22.3s
A lonely boy waits after school. Me. Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings and defending my honor. Then we… [Long] This is really happening. This should be so easy. Three wishes and I'm done. But no, I get stuck with this simpleton. Just look at him with his mindless grin. So naive. So ignorant. So stupid.
