Long, what are you doing? Getting a personal carriage. I can't afford a personal carriage, which is why we were taking the bus. Did you just steal my money?
Wish Dragon
1.7s
Stay away from my friend.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[horns honking]
Wish Dragon
17.3s
Well, that was… [loud boom] [whooshing] [male voice] Greetings, great master! The heavens have opened, your wishes will be granted, for I am LongZhu! [echoing] Huh?
Wish Dragon
4s
One of the most beloved, respected lords in history! You know why?
Wish Dragon
1.9s
[teacher] Now, follow me.
Wish Dragon
7.6s
[chuckles] Yeah, good one. Sure. I have plenty more of these at home. -Thank you. Here you are. -Here.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
You're Din.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
I'm sorry.
Wish Dragon
16s
-I can't do love. -What? No, Long, it's not-- Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill, and it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you. No, no, no, it's not like that, Long. She's my best friend. That's my wish.
Wish Dragon
15.7s
Dan! You know what? -You're just not who I thought you were. -Wait, Li Na. I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives. -I can explain. -What now? I, uh… We should… We should go for that walk.
Wish Dragon
7.4s
[all gasp] [chuckles] Oh, yeah. Now, these are my kind of people. The servants' entrance is around back.
