-Li Na. -It's so good to see you again. How does it feel to be 19, dear? Oh, well, I've actually been feeling really confused lately-- Great, dear. What would you say about being the new face of Shin Makeup? Actually, I no longer rep products that use animal testing. -Where's your father? -Li Na? I'll have him sign the contract. -Li Na! -It's so great to see you again! I want to talk about your future. I've been thinking about my future. Inflatable bras, the future of fashion. I want you to be a part. -Yeah, I'm not sure-- -That's great! I'll have a shoot scheduled ASAP. -Happy birthday! -It's so-- Oh, it's you, Buckley. We're halfway through the list. You're doing great. Yeah, great. Any word from my dad? He's working hard, just like we are. So, how about a little bit less of this, and more of this! All right, Din. [exhales] Here we go.
Wish Dragon
11.9s
[laughs] I'm sorry I'm laughing, but that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Of course she'll care. Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours. Shoot me with your magic juice.
Wish Dragon
6.9s
[bald man] Good afternoon. I'd like to inquire about a customer. [clerk] Sorry, I can't give out… [grunts]
Wish Dragon
8.9s
Long, you look good as a human. Now, walking can be tricky, but-- Okay, party time. [tires screech]
Wish Dragon
1s
Whoa.
Wish Dragon
1.4s
Oh, uh.
Wish Dragon
1.1s
Delicious.
Wish Dragon
16s
-I can't do love. -What? No, Long, it's not-- Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill, and it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you. No, no, no, it's not like that, Long. She's my best friend. That's my wish.
Wish Dragon
13.2s
-Is that a trick question? -No. Literally anything else. Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
Wish Dragon
8s
Wait, rewind. You can wish for anything in the whole world, and you waste it on a friend? What could be more important?
Wish Dragon
3.8s
It's okay, Long. I get emotional too just talking about it.
Wish Dragon
1.1s
Why?
Wish Dragon
22.3s
A lonely boy waits after school. Me. Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings and defending my honor. Then we… [Long] This is really happening. This should be so easy. Three wishes and I'm done. But no, I get stuck with this simpleton. Just look at him with his mindless grin. So naive. So ignorant. So stupid.
Wish Dragon
4.1s
-What are you doing? -Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away!
Wish Dragon
3.8s
[Din] Car. Ah, the spoils of war on display?
Wish Dragon
1.1s
What's this?
Wish Dragon
20s
-What purpose-- -Stop light. -What in the world? -Ice cream. -How is this-- -Electricity. -I know it's all amazing-- -Amazing? When you've been around as long as I have, there's nothing in this world that could amaze-- "Shrimp chips." Peasant food, no doubt. [chewing loudly]
Wish Dragon
10.7s
You're quite a simple fellow. Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love. [yelping] I can allow you to speak with a loved one on the other side of China!
