["Free Smiles" by Tia Ray and Far East Movement plays]
Wish Dragon
1.3s
Huh? Oh!
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[bright, sweeping music plays]
Wish Dragon
8.5s
I don't have time. I'm not here to be your friend-- Whoa, you have to earn my friendship, and frankly you're not doing a good job.
Wish Dragon
15s
Well, you tell Mr. and Mrs. Hors D'oeuvres that this is our table. [Li Na laughs] Dan, you're such a funny guy. [laughs] Funny? Uh, are you sure you didn't mean suave, classy, respectable. [laughing]
Wish Dragon
1.3s
Okay, Din, let go.
Wish Dragon
3.3s
How many wishes do I get? You get three wishes.
Wish Dragon
1s
Ooh!
Wish Dragon
4.6s
Here, take this. Thank you. [Li Na blowing nose]
Wish Dragon
4.4s
Um, hello? Dragon thingy? You in there?
Wish Dragon
2.1s
Wha-- [exhales sadly]
Wish Dragon
2.1s
Oh, Wei! Wei, Wei, Wei, Wei!
Wish Dragon
3.4s
Ready, set, awesome dragon kite!
Wish Dragon
17.2s
♪ All that I could want I got right here ♪ ♪ What would I make a wish ♪ ♪ I don't want more than this ♪ ♪ Everything about you is topsy ♪ ♪ Boy, you are the world Every last diamond and pearl ♪ [singing in Chinese]
Wish Dragon
2.8s
But I fixed our kite.
Wish Dragon
9.2s
Din, I… When I said that you needed to be more realistic, I didn't mean that-- It's okay, Mom.
Wish Dragon
5s
And now, I've left you with nothing. No.
Wish Dragon
22.6s
So, onto that second wish. Let me recommend the all-time favorite. A giant pile of gold! Now, repeat after me. "I wish for…" You're not talking. "A giant pile of…" You're not saying anything. Hey, stop rushing me. Ah, you must be the conquering type. I see that killer instinct in your eyes. Easy. Just wish for your very own personal army!
