What are you doing? If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus. The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal? -How long have you been in that teapot? -Is it still the Qing Dynasty? -Ooh! -Long!
Wish Dragon
1.2s
This is amazing.
Wish Dragon
1.4s
Whoa.
Wish Dragon
21s
I would have her executed for mocking royalty. I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, but how about somewhere else? Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? Not good enough? -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. May I take your order? -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.
Wish Dragon
14.5s
-How was school? -Great. School was great. You lie to everyone, not just yourself. -Leave me alone. -Fine. [gasps] No, Mom. I was just… -You know where to find me. -…talking to somebody else.
Wish Dragon
2s
Carefully, just like this.
Wish Dragon
3.3s
[indistinct chatter from TV]
Wish Dragon
2.2s
Playing hard to get, I see.
Wish Dragon
9s
Careful what you don't wish for. -Push me too far, I will not hesitate to-- -Fly everywhere? You're amazing! Look. Is there anything you can't do?
Wish Dragon
1s
[gasps]
Wish Dragon
13.2s
Um, well, actually… I'm-- There you are. Miss Wang, thank goodness. Just in time. Your father will be here any second. -He made it? -Uh, yes.
Wish Dragon
11.2s
Foreclosure? Please, sir. I'm begging you. This company is my life's work. I have a family and a respons-- [disconnect tone drones] -Is everything all right, sir? -It's fine.
Wish Dragon
14.2s
Okay, in the teapot. Everything's normal. -Lights on. -Think you can bring Li Na to this dump? Quiet, you! Homework out. Her fridge is bigger than this apartment. If you're not gonna say something helpful, don't say anything. She's here!
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[dramatic instrumental music plays]
Wish Dragon
1.7s
Gimme! Gimme! Mine! Mine!
Wish Dragon
2.6s
Yeah, it's not really coming off.
Wish Dragon
6.4s
-What's that face? I know that. -I don't have a face. What? Go to school. Stop planning things.
