So true. Who needs wine when you have good company? I believe you've misunder-- [hiccups] [laughs] I don't normally move this fast, but… Sorry, must run.
Wish Dragon
13s
Excellent. I see where this is going. Now, when choosing a palace, it is very important that-- Uh, what are you do-- -[groans] -Quit goofing off. This is serious.
Wish Dragon
7s
I'm more focused than I've ever been in my entire life. Hmm. Good. Now hurry up. You're gonna be late.
Wish Dragon
8.4s
-Oh, hey, Dan! -Hey! -Sir, may I take your jacket? -My jacket? I just got this. [chuckles] Good one, Dan.
Wish Dragon
4.3s
-Oh! -Whoa! -God! -Are you okay? I'm fine. I'm fine.
Wish Dragon
2.5s
[Long] Ah! That's more like it.
Wish Dragon
1.7s
See you tomorrow, Dan.
Wish Dragon
1.1s
Yes, very busy.
Wish Dragon
4s
One of the most beloved, respected lords in history! You know why?
Wish Dragon
2.1s
Wait, what happened to your suit?
Wish Dragon
3.9s
Certain expectations I have to meet.
Wish Dragon
22.6s
So, onto that second wish. Let me recommend the all-time favorite. A giant pile of gold! Now, repeat after me. "I wish for…" You're not talking. "A giant pile of…" You're not saying anything. Hey, stop rushing me. Ah, you must be the conquering type. I see that killer instinct in your eyes. Easy. Just wish for your very own personal army!
Wish Dragon
5.5s
-…we won't make the express. -Here. -Hey, where did you get this? -You know, magic.
Wish Dragon
29.4s
-[clears throat] -Oh! Uh… -Here you are. -Go ahead. Open it! I had to send my assistant to half the jewelers in Shanghai. It's true. -I know you appreciate something special. -Oh, of course. Just as much as last year. Thank you, Dad. Oh, uh, did I? Na Na, I'm sorry. You know, I-- Well, you can never have too much of a good thing, right? Excuse me, I… I didn't see you there, young man. Allow me to get you a closer look, sir.
Wish Dragon
1.9s
The other way! Other way!
Wish Dragon
18.5s
[cheering] Li Na, I really do want to say I'm sorry. Sorry for what exactly? Sorry for acting like such a jerk. Apology accepted. Now, get him, Dan. Kick him right in his stupid face! Kick him! [Long spluttering] [crowd winces]
Wish Dragon
16s
-I can't do love. -What? No, Long, it's not-- Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill, and it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you. No, no, no, it's not like that, Long. She's my best friend. That's my wish.
