You know what, Dan? This is turning into a pretty good date. [Long] Oh, no!
Wish Dragon
1.7s
Why would I need an army?
Wish Dragon
35.6s
[in English] ♪ Go ahead and move me Clap your hands and feel the beat ♪ ♪ Do, do, do your thing Like I got nowhere to be ♪ ♪ You, you, you and me We got more than any king ♪ ♪ Got a priceless energy Taking over me ♪ ♪ And I can't stop singing, singing ♪ ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪ ♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪ ♪ Can't put a price tag on that feeling ♪ [vocalizing] [song ends] [pensive instrumental music plays]
Wish Dragon
23.1s
Excellent work, peasant boy. One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch. What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu? You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master. I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair. You said "wish." Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers? -[grunts] -Cool. Yes, it's all very cool.
Wish Dragon
4s
Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?
Wish Dragon
2s
So, leftovers for dinner.
Wish Dragon
1.1s
What's this?
Wish Dragon
1.3s
Not a word.
Wish Dragon
3.9s
You… you need a real dinner.
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Wait, a wish? Yeah, yeah, a wish.
Wish Dragon
2.8s
Bon appetit! Surprise!
Wish Dragon
5.1s
Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant. It's not a little man. It's television.
Wish Dragon
9.4s
Okay, we're here. -You gonna make a wish now? -I will. Just wait until we get there. -Get where? -[horn honks] Great Wall of China!
Wish Dragon
15.7s
Dan! You know what? -You're just not who I thought you were. -Wait, Li Na. I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives. -I can explain. -What now? I, uh… We should… We should go for that walk.