Uh, I-- I think it's his. Only the owner of the teapot can see me.
Wish Dragon
7s
Wha-- I'm terribly sorry, young man, but I need that teapot.
Wish Dragon
2.8s
[footsteps] Ha! [grunts]
Wish Dragon
19s
Listen carefully. Every Wish Dragon must serve 10 masters before they're free to enter the spirit world. And you are the last one. Now, I've been stuck… [high-pitched] …in this teapot for 1,000 years. The sooner we get this over with, the better. [normally] Have I made myself clear?
Wish Dragon
8.5s
I don't have time. I'm not here to be your friend-- Whoa, you have to earn my friendship, and frankly you're not doing a good job.
Wish Dragon
4.9s
[henchman groaning in distorted, slowed-down speed] [Din] Whoa.
Wish Dragon
3.9s
[gasps] No, no, no, I didn't mean that. I take it back.
Wish Dragon
3.4s
Not good. I wish I knew how to fight. [grunts]
Wish Dragon
1.5s
[henchmen chuckling]
Wish Dragon
1.7s
That's a good teapot.
Wish Dragon
7.8s
[discordant notes] You dare reject the will of the gods? Fine. If you're not gonna send me back, I'll go myself!
Wish Dragon
3.4s
I wish… [triumphant music swells]
Wish Dragon
1.1s
[muffled] Long!
Wish Dragon
54.1s
-Li Na. -It's so good to see you again. How does it feel to be 19, dear? Oh, well, I've actually been feeling really confused lately-- Great, dear. What would you say about being the new face of Shin Makeup? Actually, I no longer rep products that use animal testing. -Where's your father? -Li Na? I'll have him sign the contract. -Li Na! -It's so great to see you again! I want to talk about your future. I've been thinking about my future. Inflatable bras, the future of fashion. I want you to be a part. -Yeah, I'm not sure-- -That's great! I'll have a shoot scheduled ASAP. -Happy birthday! -It's so-- Oh, it's you, Buckley. We're halfway through the list. You're doing great. Yeah, great. Any word from my dad? He's working hard, just like we are. So, how about a little bit less of this, and more of this! All right, Din. [exhales] Here we go.
Wish Dragon
11.2s
Look. Rich people never pay attention to anyone else. All they talk about is their own business, how much money they make. -It's almost an art form. -Are you listening to anything I said?
Wish Dragon
11.5s
That's none of your business. I'm paying you to find it. -That is your only concern. -You haven't paid. You'll be paid when I have the teapot, beyond your wildest dreams! Do you understand?
Wish Dragon
8.3s
Uh, that's it. Show's over. Thank you, folks. Bye! Personal assistant. Never been so insulted. Lucky number eight!
Wish Dragon
6.2s
Din, up now! -[groggily] How about a kick to the face? -Huh? I said up! [yelps, exclaims]
