What have I done to deserve this? And then she drove away and I never saw her again.
Wish Dragon
1.7s
What a crazy dream.
Wish Dragon
1s
Let me guess.
Wish Dragon
8s
Selling me out. -That's cold. -It was your idea. Yeah. I guess we had a lot of crazy ideas back then.
Wish Dragon
4.4s
I didn't sign up for this. If you made your last wish, we-- Oh, no.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
[Din] Mmm!
Wish Dragon
1s
Thanks.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Where's that kid?
Wish Dragon
7.1s
-Your 24 hours are over. -We beat up some gangsters. -No. -Okay, that was mostly you. You gotta teach me some of that kung fu.
Wish Dragon
23.9s
You died. The heavens made you a Wish Dragon? Yes, as a reward. -You don't seem happy. -I'm very happy. So, if you would just use your last wish, and wish for the same thing as every other master, then I can be done and leave this wretched world. And finally return back to heaven, where everyone is waiting to welcome the great emperor home with a parade.
Wish Dragon
19.3s
[groaning] I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend? What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party. A wish! Why didn't you just say so? Yeah, I wish to be a princeling. All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so! [whoosh, poof]
Wish Dragon
17.2s
♪ All that I could want I got right here ♪ ♪ What would I make a wish ♪ ♪ I don't want more than this ♪ ♪ Everything about you is topsy ♪ ♪ Boy, you are the world Every last diamond and pearl ♪ [singing in Chinese]
Wish Dragon
13.2s
-Is that a trick question? -No. Literally anything else. Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
Wish Dragon
4.1s
Ten years ago, a cool spring day. A gentle breeze.
