-How do you fit in this teapot? -Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot. So small. How old are you? -That's not-- -Where'd you come from? -All you need-- -Look at your arms. Why are you pink? Shouldn't you be green? Your face is so soft. I want to touch it. Oh, can you breathe fire? [splutters]
Wish Dragon
19s
Am I… am I dead? Grandma! It's Din! -I fell off the roof. I'm coming for you! -No, no. No, you're very much alive. I am a magical Wish Dragon, who will grant three wishes to the owner of this teapot. And you, sir, are my master! So, go ahead, wish away!
Wish Dragon
17.3s
Well, that was… [loud boom] [whooshing] [male voice] Greetings, great master! The heavens have opened, your wishes will be granted, for I am LongZhu! [echoing] Huh?
Wish Dragon
12.3s
I'm thinking about starting one of those-- Where they sell animals. Pet-type stores. You going to sell Chow Chows? That's a good dog. No one will be selling anything if we don't find that teapot.
Wish Dragon
2.5s
[kettle whistling] Tea is ready.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
Wait, what? The tea is ready?
Wish Dragon
1.7s
I must look totally crazy.
Wish Dragon
1.6s
[whistling]
Wish Dragon
12.2s
I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me, and I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud, but the whole time it feels like something is missing.
Wish Dragon
10.1s
Look, I know what you're thinking. "Do my eyes deceive me?" "A super, all-powerful, magical Wish Dragon!" "Could this be real? Is magic real?"
Wish Dragon
11.6s
Every time I try to make casual conversation, you guys give me a hard time. Wha-- So, you're a Wish Dragon? Yes.
Wish Dragon
3.1s
Now that we got that out of the way, onto the important part.
Wish Dragon
4.2s
Oh, a peasant boy. Well, this'll be easy. [chuckles]
