Excellent work, peasant boy. One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch. What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu? You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master. I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair. You said "wish." Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers? -[grunts] -Cool. Yes, it's all very cool.
Wish Dragon
22.6s
So, onto that second wish. Let me recommend the all-time favorite. A giant pile of gold! Now, repeat after me. "I wish for…" You're not talking. "A giant pile of…" You're not saying anything. Hey, stop rushing me. Ah, you must be the conquering type. I see that killer instinct in your eyes. Easy. Just wish for your very own personal army!
Wish Dragon
3.6s
Whoa, I just kicked through a door! [Din yelps]
Wish Dragon
1.7s
Why would I need an army?
Wish Dragon
1.7s
Gimme! Gimme! Mine! Mine!
Wish Dragon
1.4s
You little twerp!
Wish Dragon
1s
[groans]
Wish Dragon
1.3s
Huh? Oh!
Wish Dragon
2.6s
Ah, yeah, I can see you're busy.
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Water. Water. I just need water.
Wish Dragon
1.8s
[spluttering]
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Where's that kid?
Wish Dragon
1.2s
[sighs in relief]
Wish Dragon
1.4s
[panting]
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Hello?
Wish Dragon
5.9s
I'm sorry, do I-- Oh! Ah! Oh, jeez, are you okay?
Wish Dragon
23.4s
Uh-huh. Are you… drinking alcohol? -No. Gimme that! I'm not drinking. -Where are you hiding it? Don't lie to me! Staying out late! Skipping school! -You're acting crazy all the time. -Mom! I am your mother! I know when something is wrong. -What is it? -Nothing is wrong! Just tell me the truth. Whatever it is, I can help.
Wish Dragon
7.7s
I'm sorry for being so rude. I don't think I got your name earlier. Have we met before?