Big Momma, you were amazing. Oh, thank you, child. - I wonder what they'll name him. - I don't know. If it was a boy, they could have named it, like... Requan or Trevon. - Trevon is cute. - You think that? But it's a girl. You gotta pick a girl name. Shaniqua. - You don't like that? - Come on now, Big Momma. It should be a biblical name, right? - Something beautiful like that. - That's right.
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3.4s
That's all right, child. I get them all the time.
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Listen, I was taking a little vacation and I was headed in your direction, and I thought maybe I'd stop in and check on you since I haven't seen you in a while. But it looks like you're not home, so I'll see you on the next trip. No! - We lost her. - No! Look... And, Big Momma, I just want you to know...
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10.5s
Yeah. I been workin' with that new ab roller. With the handles up here. Well, sugar, it workin'. You understand me? - Come on now. We gonna be late. - Late for what?
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5.4s
You do your housework in the nude and it tends to attract the wrong element.
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Come on, why don't you give it to me? Give it up before you hurt somebody, OK? - I'm about to go secure the perimeter. - Nolan!
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3.5s
And the phone call was to set up your surprise party.
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5.2s
You know? You wanna give me those, or have you grown too attached to 'em?
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3.3s
- Oh, shit! - Nobody's done nothin' to Big Momma.
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2.2s
What you gonna do, Grandma?
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12.4s
Look. OK, if you really must know, it's a surprise party for you, and if you go in there now you'll ruin it. Well, if that’s my party, looks like I'm missin' it. Christ.
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6.3s
- Hold my hand, Big Momma. - Hold her hand. Hold my hand! Hold my hand!
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2.4s
Game point.
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6.6s
Oh, well, I guess I could say a few words. Go, Big Momma!
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8.5s
Most attackers seek out people who look like they can't defend themselves. - Ain't that right, Nolan? - Yes.
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2.2s
Go on. Stand right there.
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1m3s
Good. See? It works. It's not like... I don’t know what I'm doin'. Take it easy. I've called the paramedics. Just stall, and then get out of the way when they get there. OK? All right. Excuse me, darlin'. Let's close these, OK? You don't want your business wavin' all in the air. Oh, no! Don't! - I said close 'em! - They don't close! Well, then, maybe that's how you got this way in the first place! - Get this baby out of me! - Where is she? - Just breathe, sweetie. - Thank God you're here. Listen, child. You do what the paramedic says. OK? Big Momma gonna be in the kitchen... bakin' up a storm. - Bakin'? - Paramedic? Nolan is a security guard at the lumberyard. Head security guard. I got two men and three dogs workin' up under me. How you doin'? I'm Nolan, Ritha's brother. - Paramedics? Is something wrong? - No! I knew it. I told you this senile old hag was gettin' too old to be doin' this. Who are you callin' senile? You wanna step outside? Look, I took CPR. Can't be too much harder than that.